Early Childhood Champion Mugs

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The child is very illogical'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Environment Friendly House.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Start of the school year

Redemption Center

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'