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Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The child is very illogical'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Environment Friendly House.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'This is taking Environmental Awareness TOO far!'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Start of the school year

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

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