Child Development Champion Mugs

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'The child is very illogical'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Children's education

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He talks the talk."

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Early childhood development

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Proud mums.

Women Have To Choose

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

Child development.

Family courts.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."