Inner Child Journeyer Pillows

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Pastorius wonders why.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

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"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

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'He took too many days off.'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."