Inner Peace Enthusiast T-Shirts

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

Meditation Class - Apply Within

Be Here Now

"I was at my sister's today. They have two pots."

'Half past zen.'

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

Inner calm.

'Don't worry -- if you fall off, you automatically get reincarnated.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'