Inner Peace Pilgrim T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Make me one with everything!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Relax.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Working from OM.

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'