Inner Peace Pilgrim Pillows

The reason we have to look out is because we failed to look in.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Working from OM.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Relax.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'