Inner Peace Pursuer Pillows

"I think that's the last of them!"

'Every time I try to get in touch with my inner self, she's out to lunch.'

"Showoff"

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

"Let's begin with a deep, slow, cleansing breath, through the nose, to a count of 1-2-3-4."

"All this meditation has really got me thinking."

Yoga Trash Talk

Yoga.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Praying

Self Storage Unit

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

Get Over Yourself!

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Guru.

Meditation Center.

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'

'Keep your eye upon the hole -- and not upon the donut.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

"I've never liked his stillness."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Dog in Daisys

"I hate it when we fight."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Cactus seats.