Mindful Warrior Gifts

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

DNA Analysis.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Militant Pacifists

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."