Mindful Mood Warrior Gifts

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Medical Cabinet

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Girl's weight issues.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"Mush on."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'