Mindful Mood Warrior Pillows

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Lockdown Brain

Medical Cabinet

Girl's weight issues.

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"Mush on."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"All of my friends are imaginary."