Mental Wellbeing Warrior Pillows

"Is something bothering you?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"You left your demons here last week."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The overthinker"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"That's a big fat lie!"

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'