Mental Well-being Warrior Pillows

'Well this is just great!. . . She was my life coach.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You left your demons here last week."

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Dreams I have had...

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Girl's weight issues.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Man constantly stressing