Mental Wellness Adventurer Pillows

Racing Forward

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Scales

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'