Mental Health Adventurer Pillows

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Postwar is hell."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Emotional Support Pest

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Girl's weight issues.