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"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Postwar is hell."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Emotional Support Pest

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

Lockdown Brain

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Girl's weight issues.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."