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'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

"I used to be too nervous to answer the phone. Now I answer it whether it rings or not."

"You must stop digging up the past."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Postwar is hell."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Window Treatment

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Emotional Support Pest

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Girl's weight issues.