Mental Health Voyager T-Shirts

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Obsession with the Internet.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.