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"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

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X-ray Psychology.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Working from OM.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Analyst and patient

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Brain Sunrise

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Soren Kierkegaard

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

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