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A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'He's lost in thought-unfamiliar territory.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Ah. - 'Ha, ha, haaa!!!' - 'La!' -

'Out of body - back in 15 minutes'....'Out of clothes - back in 15 minutes.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Unguided imagery

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias