Mind Traveler Gifts

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'He's lost in thought-unfamiliar territory.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Ah. - 'Ha, ha, haaa!!!' - 'La!' -

'Out of body - back in 15 minutes'....'Out of clothes - back in 15 minutes.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive