Mental Traveler Gifts

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

'Please note, I'm here in name only. My mind is physically located elsewhere.'

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

The Map of the human brain

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

X-ray Psychology.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Brain Sunrise

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Free WiFi

"Avoid hungry bears."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"All I have is tofu."

Farewell to the travellers