Mental Wanderer Gifts

"Your faucet is running."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Saved by the balloon...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

X-ray Psychology.

Higher wisdom...

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

OM, SWEET OM

Creator's Block

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lost and Profound.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

On Holiday

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."