Mental Wanderer Pillows

"Your faucet is running."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Saved by the balloon...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

X-ray Psychology.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Creator's Block

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

OM, SWEET OM

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Lost and Profound.

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)