Memory Wanderer Gifts

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Cellphone Islands

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I don't know who you are!"

Higher wisdom...

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dreams I have had...

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Streaming"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Senior PGA Moment.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"