Memory Lane Wanderer Gifts

'You kids have it easy. In my day we didn't have glue sticks. We had to eat paste right out of the jar!'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

"I wonder what this was for."

"In the old days, we weren't old."

"I was just reminiscing about the good old days."

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Life goes by like somebody has pushed a fast forward button. I'd like to have a rewind button so I could go back and replay a few segments over and over again!

'I think a fortune cookie said something about this but I can't remember what. . .'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Remember the hot times we spent here before we were married?...George, are you awake?'

"Oh, stop living in the past. The only time you can turn back the clock is this fall ending Daylight Savings."

Memory Lane

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Inside One's Memory Bank

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer