Memory Lane Enthusiast Gifts

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

"Well, if it isn't Chris Kinsella! What line of business are you in?"

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for making our secret liqueur?'

Elderly Dating

"I've reached the age where the only thing I have to look forward to is the past."

"Well sure, I forget things... doesn't everybody?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Veterans Day '20

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I wonder what this was for."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Remembering His Marbles

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.