Memory Lane Traveler Gifts

Deja Vu Highway

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

Yesteryear.

"What's your best childhood memory?" "My back not hurting."

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

'Bugger! You too!'

'Lets not forget why we're here.' 'Too late.'

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

'Now what did I come in for?'

Nostalgia website...

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

Amnesiacs Anonymous

"An elephant never takes a horse to water - no - an elephant never looks before he leaps -no, that's not it - an elephant never has all his eggs in one basket - no, no.....!"

GPS For Seniors

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Now, what am I here for?"

Senior Moment: Feasible Reasons You May Have Had For Walking Into This Room.

"I can't remember how it goes!"

'This should bring you back to your earliest childhood memories!'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"

"Ahh. . .takes me back to my childhood."

"1971... 2015..."

'Ehhh, nostalgia gets old after awhile!'

'I like it when they're at the age where we can remember more than they can.'

'Forgetfulness is a problem for all of us and forgetting can be downright embarrassing. . . right, Melvin?'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."