Memory Lane Gifts

"Ah...the sweet smell of brominated vegetable oil...it takes me right back to my school days!"

"Were we gay?"

"Your lost childhood"

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

'Gramps used to hunt this area when it was still a forest. Sometimes he likes to sit up there and reminisce.'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'20 years ago we used to wonder where we'd be in 20 years. Where were we then?'

"Do you realise we've been wishing we were 10 years younger for the last 40 years?"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Here we go again...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"1971... 2015..."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."