Melody Memory Lane Gifts

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"I wonder what this was for."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

Remembering His Marbles

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."