Memory Lane Tourist Gifts

'Memory Lane? Yes, it's ... No it's not ... It's ... UM ...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

Remembering His Marbles

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

Hi again

"I wonder what this was for."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'