Memory Lane Tourist Pillows

'Memory Lane? Yes, it's ... No it's not ... It's ... UM ...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I wonder what this was for."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

Remembering His Marbles

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.