Memory Lane Traveler Pillows

Deja Vu Highway

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

Yesteryear.

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"What's your best childhood memory?" "My back not hurting."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

'Lets not forget why we're here.' 'Too late.'

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

'Bugger! You too!'

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Amnesiacs Anonymous

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Now what did I come in for?'

Nostalgia website...

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'This should bring you back to your earliest childhood memories!'

"An elephant never takes a horse to water - no - an elephant never looks before he leaps -no, that's not it - an elephant never has all his eggs in one basket - no, no.....!"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"I can't remember how it goes!"

"Now, what am I here for?"

Senior Moment: Feasible Reasons You May Have Had For Walking Into This Room.

GPS For Seniors

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Senior charades.

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Hey, Dinwiddie twins! Remember me? Drusilla Settle from fourth-period geometry!"

"I never appreciated nap time when I had it."

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

"Everything was better back when everything was worse."