Memory Lane Walkers Pillows

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"1971... 2015..."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I wonder what this was for."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Remembering His Marbles

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

"I can't remember where we're going."

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Who was president when you were born, Sadie? Did he wear a top hat, or was it a powdered wig? Did he wear knickers, or were they stockings? Very funny. You know what's even funnier? You probably couldn't name who was president when you were born even if your life depended on it. Without Googling it, I mean. Did your president wear wooden teeth? You're stalling and I see your thumbs tapping.