Memory Lane Explorer Gifts

Man in pub: 'My memory's not good, but didn't this pub used to be full of long-haired youths?'

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'What do I remember from last year? Do you mean other than finding my way back here?'

GPS For Boomers

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Hey Buddy, when an Elephant drinks to forget he needs to really drink!'

The home of the memory man.

"We're half way through the nostalgia hour, call me old fashioned but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as when we started."

"All my recipes are secret recipes now. I can't remember any of them."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Of course ... I was a lot younger 50 years ago."

"It took some time, but we were able to locate the password he's been needing. Please tell him to write it down when he gets home."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Monuments

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Remembering His Marbles

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."