Memory Lane Navigators Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I wonder what this was for."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Remembering His Marbles

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Psychological Testing Center.

"I can't remember where we're going."

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Remember toothache!!!"