Memory Lane Navigators Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"1971... 2015..."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Remembering His Marbles

"I wonder what this was for."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Psychological Testing Center.

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."