Melody Memory Lane Pillows

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"1971... 2015..."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I wonder what this was for."

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Remembering His Marbles

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

"I can't remember where we're going."

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Who was president when you were born, Sadie? Did he wear a top hat, or was it a powdered wig? Did he wear knickers, or were they stockings? Very funny. You know what's even funnier? You probably couldn't name who was president when you were born even if your life depended on it. Without Googling it, I mean. Did your president wear wooden teeth? You're stalling and I see your thumbs tapping.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."