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'You kids have it easy. In my day we didn't have glue sticks. We had to eat paste right out of the jar!'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

"I wonder what this was for."

"In the old days, we weren't old."

"I was just reminiscing about the good old days."

'I think a fortune cookie said something about this but I can't remember what. . .'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Remember the hot times we spent here before we were married?...George, are you awake?'

"Oh, stop living in the past. The only time you can turn back the clock is this fall ending Daylight Savings."

Memory Lane

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Inside One's Memory Bank

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I brought cocoa."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."