Psyche Traveler Gifts

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Musical genres

Vampire on a plane

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

Musical Bicycle.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Hippie Edibles Co.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Tourist Attractions

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

'Business is booming...come in.'