Spooky Traveler Gifts

"How much for just the ring?"

Flight of Dracula

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

Welcome Ghost.

Vampire on a plane

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Sun and the Moon step out.