Spooky Traveler Gifts

"How much for just the ring?"

Flight of Dracula

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Open House of Horrors

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Welcome Ghost.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

Vampire on a plane

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Flight Socks.