Superstitious Traveler Gifts

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Vampire on a plane

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mad For It

Working from OM.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Go to Hell'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

Tourist Attractions

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Two for Joy."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Avoid hungry bears."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Superstitious Black Cat

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"