Sci-fi Traveler Gifts

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

How am I abducting?

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'