Sci-fi Traveler Pillows

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

How am I abducting?