Sci-fi Adventurer Pillows

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'I don't know what they are but they taste like chicken.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

In every port a portal

Nosferatu-D2

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Astronaut

The brief night on the planet of the binary stars...

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

Battle of the Future.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Don't you have a lottery on your planet?'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

'Aaugh! -- I'm in an alternate universe!'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Zoo Employees

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."