Sci-fi Voyagers Pillows

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Writer's block?"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Astronaut

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"No aliens"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

If poets wrote road signs.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'