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This week on Youtube, I counted 150,360 comments beneath 178 "Star Trek: Discovery" reviews. That's amazing. Yeah. And 49% of those comments were people saying the show is unwatchable. 1% of the comments are people asking if the show's unwatchable, how come you've been commenting on every episode and you're still here at episode 11? 50% of the comments are praise for the show. 30% of that 50% of the comments is from people pointing out that they used to only be 40%. I'm not sure the math god san

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Writer's block?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

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Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Astronaut

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Women who Read Too Much

"No aliens"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Dog Book Club

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."