Supernatural Navigator Pillows

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Astral Projection

Barcode Dreams

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

The Escape Key

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

A dream of consequence

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"You are here"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."