Universe Navigators Pillows

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Big Bang Theory.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Slinky Cow World

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."