Sci-fi Voyagers Gifts

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Occu-Pie Mars

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Addicted to reading

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Writer's block?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Ted Hughes

Astronaut

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"No aliens"

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."