Sci-fi Explorers Gifts

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

The flies have landed.

Time Machine Collision

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."